Life, what's up with that?

Hey, how about life? You know how people are born, they live, and then they die? What's up with that?

Yeah. So how about breathing. In with the air, out with the air. All the time, can't make up your mind can you? You can't just hold on to the air you've got, you're always trying to get new air, like the old air wasn't good enough. What's up with that, huh?

Yeah. And eating. You're always eating. And then you crap it out, and then you're hungry again. I mean, why can't you have a meal and be done with it. There's always another meal coming down the turnpike, seems like.

Don't get me started on your heart beating. It's always in there, thumping away. Jesus, doesn't it ever stop? And not even changing rhythm, always lub-dup, lub-dup, couldn't it switch off for a bit, maybe dup - do - do - do - dup - da? Get a little calypso in there or something? Sheesh.

And yeah, so you have all these people going to all this trouble living and breathing and eating and doing all those things like driving around and making money I guess, and then at the end of it all, they're just going to lay down and die. I mean, get a grip, people.